Corpse man and axe

February 22

After "corpse man" we now have "ax" instead of "ask."

"[A]s a condition of receiving access to Title I funds we will ax all states to put in place a plan to adopt and certify standards that are college and career ready in reading and math."

February 18, 2010

DENVER (AP) — President Barack Obama took some good-natured ribbing from the audience when he misidentified Gov. Bill Ritter as the “terrific governor of California.” For the record, Ritter is governor of Colorado.

Obama's gaffe at a fundraiser for Sen. Michael Bennet caused laughter as Obama quickly caught his mistake Thursday. “Colorado, sorry,” he said according to a White House transcript of his speech released Friday. “Listen, East Coast time, it's past my dinner,” he added.

About 400 people attended the private event at The Sherat Hotel where he made the gaffe.

Obama badmouths Las Vegas

Obama in New Hampshire

February 2

When times are tough, you, you tighten your belt, you don't go buyin' a boat when yuo can barely pay your mortgage. You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're tryin' to pay for college. You prioritize, you make tough choices. It's time your government did the same thing."

"He's not welcome here." - Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman

Reid told Obama to “Lay off Las Vegas,” in a statement issued shortly after the remarks were made.

“Stop making it the poster child for where people shouldn’t be spending their money,” he added.

Trying to cover up yet another colossal blunder quickly, Obama wrote to Harry Reid in a letter, dated Feb. 2: “I hope you know that during my Town Hall today, I wasn’t saying anything negative about Las Vegas. I was making the simple point that families use vacation dollars, not college tuition money, to have fun. There is no place better to have fun than Vegas, one of our country’s great destinations. I have always enjoyed my visits, look forward to visiting in a few weeks, and hope folks will visit in record numbers this year.”


The International Olympic Committee announced Monday that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.
Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has.


Absolutely NO CLASS!


Old News

September 9, 2008

Vice Presidential Candidate and U.S. Senator Joe Biden

"Stand up, Chuck. Let 'em see you."

State Senator Chuck Graham of Missouri has been a paraplegic since he was sixteen years old, and is confined to a wheelchair. After realizing his blunder, Biden came over and shook Chuck's hand and said, "You can tell I'm new at this."

A United States senator, "new" at talking to groups. Only from a Democrat. And because Biden is a Democrat, the media didn't make a big deal out of this as they always did with Bush gaffes.

Obviously this isn't an "Obamaism." But since Slow Joe is Obama's right-hand man, and since this is more of the tragicomedy we have come to expect from America's most brilliant Democrat, I thought you might enjoy it. If not, sue me.

It's the deficit, stupid!

"government was tightening its belt, and this is the way budgeting is done.”
- Obama, in his State of the Union address, January 27, 2010

A majority of Americans, some 58%, don't approve of Obama's financial mismanagement.
A majority of Americans, some 56% according to a Rasmussen poll, think Obama's socialist health care "reform" is a bad idea.
A majority of Americans, 57 - 36, according to Real Clear Politics, believe the country is headed in the wrong direction.

And so, Obama and his corrupt regime stay the disastrous course.


Obama the "intellectual" says "corpse man" twice, instead of (phonetically) "coreman". His teleprompter read "corpsman." Had Bush done this, it would have been on every prime time news program.

Obama calls him a "corpse man"

December 25, 2009

Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallah, a terrorist trained by al Qaeda almost brought down Delta Airlines flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan.

"We will not rest until we find all who were involved..." - Barack Obama, making his first comment on the terrorist attack 72 hours after the event, and after his golf game in Hawaii

Obama also called the terrorist an "isolated extremist." This is a lie. Al Qaeda is a worldwide conglomerate of cells of murderous thugs.

"As Americans, we will never give in to fear or division." - Barack Obama

In fact, fear and division are hallmarks of the Democrat Party, dividing Americans by race warfare, class warfare, and the fears medical insurance for all not being provided by Big Brother.

Obama's incompetent director of homeland security, Janet Napolitano, said "The system worked just as it should have."

If "the system worked just as it should have," this evil thug would not have gotten close to the aircraft.

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Presidential Politics For Dummies

Barack Obama invited 135 "business leaders" to help him figure out where to go from here and "create jobs." The majority were from federal, state and local government, academic institutions, labor unions and not-for-profits. No doubt many of the suggestions included further government intervention, subsidies, and taxes.
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Enviro Hypocrisy

Thousands of Enviro Hypocrites have converged at Copenhagen, Denmark to slap each other on the back and congratulate themselves on cobbling together a New World Order in which the likes of Al Gore and Barack Obama and socialists and greens can order everyone else to stay at home while they do as they please.

140 private jets are in Copenhagen.
1,200 limousines guzzle gasoline and drive Enviro VIPs to this meeting and that, while generating 40,000 tons of carbon dioxide - that nasty pollutant we all exhale that is supposed to be killing us all. Why then are the Enviro Hypocrites generating so very much of it, one wonders. Why don't they practice what they preach.
I know. Silly question.

"I don't think it will be offensive at all when he's convicted and when the death penalty is applied to him." - Barack Obama, making reference to terrorist Khalid Mohammed, mastermind of 9/11

What was that about "presumed innocent until proven guilty"?
And Obama taught LAW at a college??? This is the lesson the world gets
from this lightweight?


"640,329 JOBS" - YEAH, RIGHT

Obama cleverly framed his recovery program in terms of jobs "created or saved." His administration announced that through October, the American Recovery Act had "created" or "saved" 640,329 jobs. However, a growing number of skeptics, even among his once-adoring media, found some very questionable accounting methods used to come up with that figure.

Asked about some of the discrepancies, Obama's Recovery Czar, Ed Pound, responded, "Who knows, man, who really knows?"

If you think you can count on the administration's estimates of the true cost of ObamaCare, think again. The Washington Times recently reminded us of the estimated cost of Medicare shortly after Democrats implemented it in 1965. Then, it was predicted to cost $12 billion by 1990. In actuality, it cost $98 billion, which is to say the original estimate was short by more than a factor of seven. - Patriot Post



Count the score in President Barack Obama's war against Fox News as follows: Fox News, 1, Obama, 0.

Oct 23, 2009
The Obama administration suffered an embarrassing setback in its ongoing effort to cast Fox News Channel as a media pariah, when five TV networks threatened to boycott a news event because administration officials planned to bar Fox.

According to, the Treasury Department sought to arrange interviews on Thursday for "pay czar" Kenneth Feinberg. The notable exception: Fox News would not be invited.

After conferring, the bureau chiefs of the other networks informed Treasury officials that because Fox is a member of the network pool, it could not be excluded. Either Fox would be permitted to participate, they said, or none of the networks would provide coverage.


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More proof of Obama incompetence

A transcript from a 1997 speech shows Office of Safe Schools chief Kevin Jennings in the U.S. Department of Education expressed his admiration for Harry Hay, one of the nation's first homosexual activists who launched the Mattachine Society in 1948, and was a longtime advocate for the North American Man-Boy Love Association, NAMBLA.
Jennings himself founded Radical Faeries, a homosexual militant group. (World Net Daily, October 2, 2009



Mr. and Mrs. Obama went to Copenhagen and called it a "sacrifice," attempting to get Chicago named as the site for future Olympic games. Their combined use of "I" and "me" at least 89 times did not sway. But their failure saved Americans billions it would have cost to build facilities.

1. Rio de Janeiro
2. Madrid
3. Tokyo
4. Chicago

"We're Number Four! We're Number Four!"



Democrats hooted and hollered with glee whenever George Bush made any kind of faux pas, oral or written. Why then do Democrats ignore and excuse their golden haired child's mistakes?

Obama's written letter in response to a smoker was published in the Chicago Sun Times. It was kept so quiet I only learned about it months later.

The "s" in "advise" is the same as the "s" in "dad's" at the bottom.



Fidel Castro, communist dictator of Cuba, ranted at the United Nations
for 4 hours, 29 minutes in the 1960s, setting a dismal record.
Moammar Gadhafi, terrorist dictator of Libya, comes in a distant #2 at
1 hour, 36 minutes on September 23, 2009.
Socialist thug Hugo Chavez spoke at that same meeting for 59 minutes, and
Chavez spoke glowingly of his fellow socialist, Barack Obama.
"It doesn't smell like sulfur any more."
He also said socialism is "the road to salvation for this planet," echoing
Obama's sentiments if not his words.

Lightweight Barack Obama could only blather for a scant 38 minutes, more
than double the allotted time of 15 minutes given to each speaker.

Brevity is the soul of wit. - Jonathan Swift


The "transparency" Obama promised America comes in the form of hiding:
1. His birth certificate
2. His Harvard University transcripts
3. His Yale University transcripts
4. Countless other documents which previous presidents freely released

Moreover Obama is trying to hurry up legislation through congress instead of providing the public and lawmakers the time to thoroughly read and understand it before jamming it down our throats. It may not take effect for two or three years, but by golly Obama has to have it NOW. This is "transparency" Democrat-style.


Having snubbed our long-time ally, Britain, and our some-time allies France, and Germany, Obama has just snubbed Poland and the Czech Republic. "Betrayal! The U.S. sold us to Russia and stabbed us in the back" the Polish tabloid Fakt declared on September 18, 2009 after Obama scrapped a Bush-era missile defense shield for both countries. Said Hospodarske Novine, a Czech newspaper, "An ally we rely on has betrayed us."

What was it the liberals told us time and time again, Bush has turned the world against us?


"Because of the Bush-McCain policies, our debt has ballooned," Obama warned in March 2008. "This is creating problems in our fragile economy. And that kind of debt also places an unfair burden on our children and grandchildren, who will have to repay it."

Obama's budget will produce a deficit of $13 trillion over the next ten years, about 10 times the Bush deficit.


Socialist Medicine Propaganda, September 9, 2009

"But thanks to the bold and decisive action we've taken since January, I can stand here with confidence and say that we have pulled this economy back from the brink." - Barack Obama

What a monumental lie. Only a small fraction of the 9,000 earmarks have been funded.
Only a small fraction of all the hundreds of billions have as yet been squandered on pork and paybacks. Most importantly, the financial meltdown was the direct result of Democrats like Obama, and Chris Dodd and Barney Frank, being on the dole of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. They effectively blocked every effort by Bush and Republicans to avert this catastrophe beginning at least in 2005.

"But we did not come here just to clean up crises." - Obama

No, he came to Washington to create them, and he continues to do so. One of his communists, Van Jones, just resigned in disgrace.

"We spend one and a half times more per person on health care than any other country, but we aren't any healthier for it." - Obama

True, because Americans are overweight, don't exercise, and don't eat properly. They smoke too much, drink too much booze, use too many illicit and dangerous drugs, so, hey, let's socialize medicine. That ought to fix everything up nicely.

"The reforms -- the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally." - Obama

Untrue. Republicans proposed amendments that would enforce no coverage for illegal aliens. Democrats killed them every time.

"And one more misunderstanding I want to clear up -- under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to fund abortions, and federal conscience laws will remain in place." -Obama


"And here's what you need to know. First, I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits -- either now or in the future. (Applause.) I will not sign it if it adds one dime to the deficit, now or in the future, period." - Obama

In fact, Obama has signed plan after plan adding trillions to our deficits.

This administration has already admitted that the deficit will increase 9 trillion dollars in the next decade, 2 trillion more than the previous estimate. At its start, in 1966, Medicare cost $3 billion. The House Ways and Means Committee estimated that Medicare would cost only about $ 12 billion by 1990 (a figure that included an allowance for inflation). This was a supposedly "conservative" estimate. But in 1990 Medicare actually cost $107 billion. (Source:


"There's somethin' about August going into September where everbody (sic) in Washington gets all wee weed up." - Barack Obama at Organizing for America forum, August 20, 2009