Evil has many tools but the lie is the handle that fits them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Supreme Court Justice

The excuse is endlessly given by Democrats that "everyone does it" or "everyone lies." While it is true that none of us are completely honest, Democrats use dishonesty and lies with reckless and cynical abandon, to the detriment of everyone.

We begin with the Big Lie of "Bush's Wars" and "Bush lied about WMDs."

Democrats, in their own words:

WMDs, Democrats, and the Iraq War

Now that Barack Obama, a community organizer with absolutely no military experience, has broken his promises to Americans and continued the war in Afghanistan, this hostile Big Lie has lost much of its patina. The new favorite Big Lie of Democrats is "Bush got us into this financial mess!"

Not exactly. Again, Democrats in their own contemptible words:

Democrats' Financial Mess

"You're not going to see a bubble." - Barney Frank, lying

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit 
is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government can not 
pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial 
assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless 
fiscal policies. 

Increasing America 's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. 
Leadership means that 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is 
shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children 
and grandchildren. 

America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better." -- Senator Barack H. Obama, March 2006 

"Now I will say that some of the professional politicians know better. And for them to say we shouldn't raise the debt ceiling is irresponsible." - Barack Obama, June 11, 2011

Former Illinois governor, Rod Blagojevich, sentenced to 14 years in prison. – December 14, 2011

AP reported in 2006 that Obama said, "We've got a governor in Rod Blagojevich who has delivered consistently on behalf of the people of Illinois."

Speaking of con-men, former United States senator and former governor of New Jersey, Jon Corzine, told a senate panel investigating the bankruptcy of the MF Global Investment Fund, “Gee, I don’t know where that $1.2 billion is!”

“I want to begin by thanking the people of Hawaii for their extraordinarily (sic) hospitality.”
December 6, 2011

"One other thing that I want to umm, uh say about this when I (pause) uh when I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or HERE IN ASIA (sic) (pause) uhh the kinds of fundamental reforms and changes, uhh both on the revenue side and uhh (long pause) the public pension side, that other countries are havin' to make are so much more significant than what we need to do in order to get our books in order."

Obama celebrates Hannukah two weeks early, and has all the menorah candles lit, contrary to Jewish custom in which one is candle is lit daily. – December 8, 2011

"It is great to be back in the state of Texas." - Obama, speaking in Osawatamie, Kansas – December 6, 2011

“All of us I think are deeply disturbed by, uh, the, uhhh, eee, crashing of the English Embassy – the Embassy of the United Kingdom in Iran. November 29, 2011
[It is not the “English” Embassy, it is the British Embassy. Shall we talk about Sarah Palin and how “stupid” she is instead?]

"We've been a little bit lazy over the last couple of decades." - Barack Obama, blaming America first, November 17, 2011 - everything is our fault but oddly enough, nothing is his fault

‘I’m confident that Giulia (Sarkozy) inherited her mother’s looks, rather than her father’s.” – November 8, 2011 at the G20 Summit, in France
[Insulting the president of France by calling him ugly, on international television – class – low class.]

“Michael (sic) and also I want to acknowledge your son Jack…” – October 2, 2011 at Arlington, Virginia Joint Chiefs of Staff Transition ceremony
[His wife’s name is Michelle, not Michael. Freudian slip.]

JON KARL (voice-over): In 2008, it was all about hope and change. What two words will define Obama 2012? 
OBAMA: “I haven't quite boiled it down to a bumper sticker yet, our vision for the future. That's three words, four. “
STEPHANOPOULOS: That's five, actually. 

STEPHANOPOULOS: There are so many people who simply don't think they're better off than they were four years ago. 
OBAMA: Right. 
STEPHANOPOULOS: How do you convince them that they are? 
OBAMA: Well, I don't think they're better off than they were four years ago. September 13, 2011 on ABC’s This Week in Politics

"If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew -- as a janitor -- makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that as a badge of honor. I have no problem with that." -- Barack Obama, at the Congressional Black Caucus, September 24, 2011, inadvertently displaying an antisemitic remark

"We’re the country that built the Intercontinental (sic) Railroad, the Interstate Highway System." - Barack Obama, September 22, 2011 in Cincinnati, Ohio
[It was called the Transcontinental Railroad, not the “Intercontinental,” which would have to connect two continents, such as North America and, oh, South America or Europe.

Open Government Partnership Event, United Nations, September 20, 2011
Obama waves to his adoring fans everywhere while adult leaders keep their hands down and smile

We can see the positive impact right here at Solyndra (maker of solar panels)." - Obama, May, 2010 before blowing $535,000,000 of taxpayer's money on "green" jobs. Solyndra declared bankruptcy on August 31, 2011, taking about a billion dollars of venture capital with it.

“I’ll be turning 50 in a week.” - July 15, 2011
[His birthday was August 4, three weeks away.]

"Malia’s 13, Sasha’s 10," the president said, even though 12-year-old Malia still has a few days to go until her July 4 birthday. "It is impressive. They don't wait until the night before. They're not pulling all-nighters. They're 13 and 10." –June 29, 2011, White House press conference

[Malia was then 12, not 13. Numbers are very complex things.]
“What I have done — and this is unprecedented, by the way, no administration’s done this before — is I’ve said to each agency, don’t just look at current regulations or don’t just look at future regulations, regulations that we’re proposing, let’s go backwards and look at regulations that are already on the books, and if they don’t make sense, let’s get rid of them,” Obama said. – June 30, 2011 [As Calvin Woodward of the Associated Press notes, every president since Jimmy Carter has ordered a similar review of federal regulations to cut red tape.]
“I think it’s only fair to ask an oil company or a corporate jet owner that’s doing so well to give up that tax break….I don’t think that’s real radical.” – June 29, 2011
[Entry level private jets, such as the Citation CJ, start at around $5,000,000, plus $500,000 in annual operating expenses. Obama wants to tax people who earn $250,000 a year. He’s being extremely dishonest, as usual.]

"Think about it: Over the last six months, we've had a string of bad luck -- there have been some things that we could not control." – August 15, 2011 
[The number of Americans living in poverty grew by 2.6 million last year. That was the largest increase since the U.S. government began calculating poverty figures back in 1959.]

When Barack Obama moved into the White House, the average price of a gallon of gasoline in the United States was $1.83. Today it is $3.58. Funny how Bush was constantly attacked by Democrats as ginning up the price of oil to "help out his buddies in the oil industry."

On Barack Obama’s first day on the job, there were about 32 million Americans on food stamps. Today, there are more than 45 million Americans on food stamps.

Median household income has fallen for three years in a row.

According to John Williams of shadowstats.com, after you add in all short-term discouraged workers, all long-term discouraged workers and all Americans that are working part-time because they cannot find full-time employment, the real unemployment rate should be approximately 23 percent.

When Barack Obama first took office, the official U.S. unemployment rate was 7.6 percent. Today it is 9.1 percent.

"First time I saw 10th Mountain Division, you guys were in southern Iraq. When I went back to visit Afghanistan, you guys were the first ones there. I had the great honor of seeing some of you because a comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.” – Fort Drum, June 23, 2011
[Jared Monti did indeed receive the Medal of Honor posthumously.]

“The other thing that happened is there are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers.”
"You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM. You don't go to a bank teller. Or you go to the airport and you're using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate." - Barack Obama, NBC Today Show, June 14, 2011
[In other words, progress and efficiency are bad. We need less efficiency, more workers, and higher prices. Let’s hear it for shovel labor. No more heavy equipment.]

“Shovel ready was not as, uh, shovel ready as we expected, huh, huh." - Barack Obama at Jobs Council, laughing at his own lies and incompetence – June 13, 2011

“Now I will say that some of the professional politicians know better. And for them to say we shouldn't raise the debt ceiling is irresponsible." - Barack Obama, June 11, 2011

Obama signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey “24 May 2008” when in fact his visit was in 2011. Sarah Palin would have been lampooned as “stupid.” Obama gets the usual free pass by all the left-wing media, who look the other way and call him brilliant regardless.

Barack Obama suffered an awkward moment during a banquet at Buckingham Palace last night when he broke royal protocol by speaking over the national anthem. Looking around sheepishly at the rows of guests stood in silence, Mr Obama placed his glass back on the table and clasped his hands until the band had finished. – May 24, 2011, the Daily Telegraph, London 

“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit 
is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot 
pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial 
assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government's reckless 
fiscal policies. 
Increasing America 's debt weakens us domestically and internationally. 
Leadership means that 'the buck stops here.' Instead, Washington is 
shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children 
and grandchildren. 
America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. 
Americans deserve better." -- Senator Barack H. Obama, March16, 2006

“As I said, we will be out of Afghanistan by the end of this year,” – January 28, 2011
[Afghanistan, Iraq, what’s the difference? But hey, how about that Sarah Palin being so….]

“Not, uh, they they couldn't be here today but they played a a (sic) huge role in making this happen Senator Harry Reid, uh the majority leader in the Senate and Senator uh (pause) Mike McConnell the ranking Republican who helped facilitate the smooth passage of this bill..." Obama, December 13, 2010
[The ranking Republican’s name is Mitch, not “Mike”.]

In the United States, our motto is E pluribus unum -- out of many, one." Barack Obama, Jakarta, Indonesia, November 9, 2010
[The national motto is “In God We Trust”]

"And if Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We’re going to punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us', if they don't see that kind of upsurge...." - Barack Obama, on the Hispanic radio show, Univision, October 25, 2010

"I probably should have used the word 'opponents' instead of 'enemies' to describe political adversaries." - Obama on November 1, trying to clean up his incredibly stupid gaffe, where he called Americans the "enemies" of Hispanics.

We hold these truths to be self-evident (pause) that all men are created equal (pause) endowed * with certain inalienable rights..." – September 20, 2010 at the Congressional Hispanic Caucus
[Obama omitted “by their Creator”.]

"[We're] not that far removed from what most Americans are going through." – August 4, 2010
[The Obamas dine on $100 a pound imported steaks, and fly on a private 747 jet, “not that far removed from what most Americans are going through.”]

“one of the advantages for America compared to countries (sic) like Europe…” May 1, 2010 at Indian Hills Community College Town Hall Meeting, Ottumwa, Iowa
[Europe is a continent, not a “country.” And the left ridicules Sarah Palin, calling her “stupid” for less than this.]

Employees' "health insurance premiums could fall as much as 3,000 percent..." - Barack Obama, March 16 in Strongsville, Ohio
[After premiums have fallen 100%, they are free. Zero dollars.]

"[A]s a condition of receiving access to Title I funds we will ax all states to put in place a plan to adopt and certify standards that are college and career ready in reading and math." – February 22, 2010

The audience laughed when Obama misidentified Gov. Bill Ritter as the “terrific governor of California.” For the record, Ritter is governor of Colorado. – February 18, 2010

The Dalai Lama is ushered out the back door of the White House, past the trash - February 18, 2010

When times are tough, you, you tighten your belt, you don't go buyin' a boat when you can barely pay your mortgage. You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas when you're tryin' to pay for college. You prioritize, you make tough choices. It's time your government did the same thing." – February 2, 2010
[Harry Reid told Obama to “Lay off Las Vegas.”
"He's not welcome here." - Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman]

“Navy corpse man Christian Bashard”
“In creole, corpse man Bashard responded…” – February 4, 2010


“We are God's partners in matters of life and death." - Barack Obama, August 19, 2009

"There is a (sic) extraordinary opportunity, uh, to make progress (in the socialization of medicine)." - Barack Obama, August 18, 2009

"I'm always worried about using the word 'victory,' because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur," Obama told ABC News. – July 23, 2009
[Emperor Hirohito did not “come down and sign the surrender. Japanese foreign minister Mamoru Shigemitsu and Yoshijiro Umezu, Chief of the Army General Staff, signed the surrender document.]

He then recited what has been reported, and joked that if he tried to jimmy the lock at his current residence -- the White House -- "I'd get shot." - www.boston.com, July 22, 2009
[The overplayed race card, yet again.]

“I could have calibrated those words differently.” – July 24, 2009

“If we had not taken that step, our cities would be in a (sic) even deeper hole, ...” – July 14, 2009

“You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers dime.” - Barack Obama, April 7, 2009
[Only I, “The One,” can do that.]

On Monday, Obama spoke about health care reform at the Childrens National Medical Center in Washington, Obama. – July 19, 2009

If we had not taken that step, our cities would be in a (sic) even deeper hole, ... - Obama (www.news.aol.com, July 14, 2009)

"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system." --in remarks after a health care roundtable with physicians, nurses and health care providers, Washington, D.C., July 20, 2009
[He got the “inefficiencies” part right.]

“[I]n this budget, we have made the tough choices necessary to cut our deficit in half by the end of my first term -- even under the most pessimistic estimates.”

"On the taxpayer's dime"

“You can’t get corporate jets, you can’t go take a trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers dime.” - Barack Obama, www.bloomberg.com, April 7, 2009

If your last name is Obama, you sure can.
Michelle took their two daughters to London in a 757 "on the taxpayer's dime." 
They had a chauffer-driven limousine with a huge entourage of security vehicles "on the taxpayer's dime." Do Democrats care? Not so much.

9,000 gallons of jet fuel burned on Earth Day to make a grand appearance and plant one tree in Ohio.

www.cbsnews.com April 22, 2009

"And, uh, one of the points I want to make is that if you actually took the number of Muslims (sic) Americans, uh, you know, we'd be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world, and so there-there's got to be a better dialogue and a better understanding between the two people (sic)." – June 2, 2009

1,824,358 Muslims in America
210,000,000 Muslims in Indonesia
158,000,000 Muslims in Pakistan
138,000,000 Muslims in Bangladesh
76,000,000 Muslims in Turkey
74,000,000 Muslims in Nigeria
74,000,000 Muslims in Egypt
62,000,000 Muslims in Iran
33,000,000 Muslims in Algeria
33,000,000 Muslims in Morocco
31,000,000 Muslims in Afghanistan
30,000,000 Muslims in Ethopia
28,000,000 Muslims in Saudi Arabia
27,000,000 Muslims in Nigeria
25,000,000 Muslims in Ethiopia
24,000,000 Muslims in Uzbekistan
22,000,000 Muslims in Yemen
20,000,000 Muslims in India
17,000,000 Muslims in Syria
14,000,000 Muslims in Tanzania
11,000,000 Muslims in Senegal
9,000,000 Muslims in Somalia
7,000,000 in Azerbaijan
7,000,000 in Burkina Faso
7,000,000 Muslims in Kazakhstan

"Maybe you're better off not having the surgery, but taking the painkiller." - www.latimes.com, June 25, 2009

In Cairo, Obama said "The less we use our power, the greater it will be." - June 4, 2009, Cairo Egypt

“They (Supreme Court Justices) are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than twenty (sic) centuries ago." - May 26, 2009

The "Constitutional scholar"

"Our second president, John Adams, said 'The United States has in itself no character of emnity (sic) against the laws, religion or tranquility of Muslims...' " - Barack Obama
[The word is enmity, not emnity

We can no longer afford to spend as if deficits don't matter and waste is not our problem. We can no longer afford to leave the hard choices for the next budget, the next administration -- or the next generation. - Barack Obama, May 7, 2009

"Welcome, uhhh, to Cinco de Quatro" - Barack Obama on May 4, 2009


[What Obama meant to say was "Quatro de Mayo" since, as he said, they were "a day early." But Cinco de Quatro is Spanish for the fifth
of four, which makes no sense.]

"In addition to John -- sorry, the, uh -- I just noticed that I -- I jumped the gun here. Go ahead and move it (the teleprompter) up. (laughter) I'd already -- I had already introduced all you guys." - Barack Obama at the National Academy of Sciences, April 26, 2009 when his teleprompter failed him and he knew not what to say.

Rob Dibble at Comisky Park, Chicago: “Who was one of your favorite White Sox players growing up?” President Obama: “You know … uh … I thought that … you know … the truth is that a lot of the Cubs I liked too.” Obama went on to say how he’d always “enjoyed Cominsky (sic) Park.”– April 12, 2010

".... we do not consider ourselves a Christian nation...." - April 6, 2009 in Turkey
[What’s with our national motto, “In God We Trust”, and all the rest that goes with that?]

“There's a lot of, uh, I don't know what the term is in Austrian - wheeling and dealing." – April 4, 2009

Obama bows deeply to Saudi king – April 2, 2009

Obama bows to the mayor of Tampa, Florida, January 28, 2010

Obama bows deeply to Emperor Akhito of Japan – November 14, 2009

“Our obligation at the federal level is to make sure that every dime is spent wisely.”- at Orange County, California, March 18
[Oh yeah. If there’s one thing Democrats do in particular, it’s spend every dime wisely, particularly on earmarks, and taking very expensive vacations at taxpayer expense.]

“I bowled a 129. ... It's like -- it was like Special Olympics or something.” – March 19, 2009

"I'm proud that we passed a recovery plan free of earmarks."
[Obama has signed 9,000 earmarks into law. 8,000 Earmarks Can't All Be Good
www.cnbc.com, March 12, 2009]

"You will not see your taxes raised a single dime. I repeat: not one single dime." - Newsweek, "Sound Bites," March, 9 2009
[Would Obama lie to you?]

“What you’re now seeing is, profit and earning ratios are starting to get to the point where buying stocks is a potentially good deal if you’ve got a long term perspective on it." - Barack Obama, March 3, 2009, in a press conference with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown (www.cbsnews.com)

[P/E ratio is the commonly used term universally known in the investment and business community to mean "price to earnings ratio," not "profit and earning ratios."
That Barack Obama cannot use the most elementary business terms is not the least bit surprising, given his abysmal lack of managerial and business experience, not to mention common sense.]

“I have your back.” – Obama to CIA Director Porter Goss, April 25, 2009, after he stabbed them in the back

"Uh, it was also interesting to see that, uh, political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of, uh, I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing, and you know, people are, you know, pursuing their interests, and uh, uh... April 4, 2009

“We only have a certain number of them (translators who speak Arabic) and if they are all in Iraq, then it’s harder for us to use them in Afghanistan.” - Obama in Cape Girardeau, Missouri

[Iraqis speak Arabic, except in the north where they speak Kurdish. The Afghanis speak Pashto or Farsi.]

“In America, there’s a failure to appreciate Europe’s leading role in the world.” – April 3, 2009

British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, gave the Obama family thoughtful gifts. Obama gave Brown 25 American movies on DVDs. British newspapers called Obama’s thoughtless gift “about as exciting as a pair of socks.” - March 6, 2009

"This is a self-induced injury that I'm angry about. I screwed up. I'm frustrated with myself, with our team." - Los Angeles Times, Feb 4, 2009
[Which of his many screw-ups was he speaking of, inquiring minds want to know.]
"It's a great pleasure to be here in Iowa - Ottawa." – February 19, 2009

"I screwed up." - Barack Obama, on his naming tax cheat Tom Daschle as Secretary of Health and Human Services
[Daschle has thus far paid a total of $140,167 in back taxes and interest, according to the draft committee report. 
"The president has confidence that Sen. Daschle is the right person to lead the fight for health care reform," (White House Press Secretary Robert) Gibbs said.
- latimes.com, January 30, 2009]

“Look, look, look, - umm – the Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.” - University of Tampa, Florida, January 29, 2010
[The region has plagued the region. This sounds plaguey to me.]

January 21, 2009

Obama tries entering through a White House window – January 27, 2009

Bangs his head on the helicopter, February 9, 2009:

Has difficulty handling an umbrella:

Throws like a girl:

As shown on the Letterman Show: “The Barack Obama Uh Count”

Obama interrupted Chief Justice Roberts first part of the Oath of Office. Obama then went on to forget what Roberts had said. Obama: ” that I will execute…” (Obama says nothing more until Roberts reminds him) - January 20, 2009

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." - Aug 25, 2008
At the DNC Convention in Kansas City, Kansas. Who knew.

"Because John McCain has not, uh, talked about my Muslim faith, and you're absolutely right that that is not something... [George Stephanopolous interrupts him with "Christian faith"]... my Christian faith..." 

"I will stand with them [Arab and Pakistani Americans] should the political winds shift in an ugly direction." - Dreams of My Father, by Barack Obama, page 261 - renewamerica.us

“…answering that question (of when life begins) with specificity ... is above my pay grade." - newsweek.com, August 25, 2008

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." – August 23, 2008, in Springfield, Illinois
[Biden responded by calling his partner in gaffes and ignorance, “Barack America.”
A man who will be the next president of the United States, Barack America,” Biden said, per ABC News’ Sunlen Miller. And Democrats call Sarah Palin “stupid” while completely ignoring their god, Obama]

"America is--is no longer, what it--it could be, what it was once was, and I say to myself, I don't want that future for my children." - Obama in Indianapolis, Indiana, August 6, 2008 on WISH TV

"when I was a United States senator." ... does Obama think his coronation is a mere formality... - ibdeditorials, July 24, 2008

"My mother was born in the heartland of America, but my father grew up herding goats in Kenya." - mybarackobama.com, Berlin, July 24, 2008
[Obama’s father was the son of a prominent and wealthy farmer – a child of privilege, not privation.]

"the objective of this trip was to have substantive discussions with people like President Karzai or Prime Minister Maliki or President Sarkozy or others who I expect to be dealing with over the next eight to 10 years." – July 20, 2008
[Obama sycophants will no doubt pretend that Obama knew what he was saying when he slipped with “eight to ten years.” First, his presumption that he will indeed be reelected is arrogant, for which he is justly famous. Second, no president serves ten years even if he wins a second term. Somebody else will be “dealing with” world leaders when this incompetent is gone.]

Sex education for kindergartners "is the right thing to do." - abcnews.com, July 18, 2008

"It's embarrassing - it's embarrassing , when when, uh Eu - Europeans come over here. They all speak English, they speak French, they speak German. And then we go over to Europe, and and ah all we can say is, 'Merci beaucoup.'" - July 8, 2008
[Obama was not embarrassed when he said he “didn’t speak Austrian.” Neither do Austrians. They speak German.]

"The problem is that the way [President] Bush has done it over the last eight years is to take out a credit card from the Bank of China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt from $5 trillion dollars for the first 42 presidents -- number 43 added $4 trillion dollars by his lonesome -- so that we now have over $9 trillion dollars of debt that we are going to have to pay back. [That's] $30,000 for every man, woman and child. That's irresponsible. It's unpatriotic." --Barack Obama on July 3, 2008

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." - abcnews.com, June 22, 2008

“What they'll say is, well it costs too much money, but you know what? It would cost abou... It it it would cost about the same as what we would spend (pause) eh over the course of ten years it would cost what it would cost us...All right, okay. We're going to. The it would cost us about the same as it would cost for about hold on one second. I can't hear myself."

"It costs, when, if you, they just you gave 'em (a kid) treatment early and they got some treatment and uh a breathalyzer, er uh inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours, so. What they’ll say is, well it costs too much money. But, you know what? It would cost abou.. it it it would cost about the same as what we would spend … it… over the course of ten years it would cost what it would cost us.. it, uh. Huh. All right, okay, we’re going to. The, it would cost us about the same as it would cost for about, hold on one second, I can’t hear myself." - June 5, 2008, Bristol, Virginia
[The eloquence. The eloquence. Stunningly eloquent. Profoundly intellectual.]

"I - we were in Grand Rapids with a—or Grand? – Rapid City. See I've been talking too long." - Remarks at a Campaign Event, Aberdeen, SC, 5/31/08

"I had a uncle who was one of the um who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camp." – May 27, 2008 http://www.wikio.com/video/248432
[Auschwitz was liberated by the Red Army on January 27, 1945.]

"No wonder, then, that demagogues like Hugo Chavez have stepped in to this vacuum (in South America, created by Bush)." - barackobama.com, May 23, 2008

[What monumental idiocy. Chavez came into power during the Clinton administration.]

“I would not have nominated, uhhh, Clarence Thomas. Uh, I don’t think that he’s - uhhh...uhhh...I—I—I—I don’t think that he was an ex...uh, a strong enough jurist or legal thinker, uh, at the time, uh, for that elevation. Setting aside the fact that I profoundly disagree with his interpretations of a lot of the Constitution, uhh.” - August 16, 2008 at Saddleback Church, Lake Forest, California

"... when the bomb fell on Pearl Harbor...." - July 18, 2008
[“THE bomb”?]

"Here is what I can tell you. I will bring our troops out one to two brigades a month. That’s what I intend to do as president of the United States." - latimes.com, July 4, 2008
[Instead, Obama sent a surge of troops into battle. It worked, and Harry Reid’s claim of “We’ve lost Iraq was shown to be a lie.]

"Look, uh, ya know, I uh, when I was a kid, I uh, uh, I inhaled, frequently.
That was, uh, that was, that was the point, ummmm."

"I think that DOMA, the Defense Against (sic) Marriage Act, was, was a (sic) unnecessary imposition on what had been the traditional rules governing marriage and how states interact on the issues of marriage." – Barack Obama, referring to the Defense Of Marriage Act (DOMA), 7/1/08

"So if you've got a wall that's cutting the campus of the University of Texas in Brownville in half…" (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At The NALEO Conference, Washington, DC, 6/28/08)
[It’s not “Brownville,” it’s “Brownsville.”]

"My father served in World War II, and when he came home, he got the services that he needed." (Sen. Barack Obama, Remarks At The NALEO Conference, Washington, DC, 6/28/08)
[No, Obama's father did not serve in World War II.]

"How's it goin', Sunshine! It’s good to be in Sunshine." – May 23, 2008
[In Sunrise, Florida]

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." – May 21, 2008

“Thank you Sioux City,” he said, before realizing his mistake. “I said it wrong. I’ve been in Iowa for too long. I’m sorry,” he said. - May 16, 2008
[In Sioux Falls, South Dakota]

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." - May 27, 2008

"We're going to have to sacrifice for the greater good."
[On adjusted gross income of $259,394, Barack and Michelle Obama donated $1,050 to charity in 2002. How’s that for “the greater good”? Joe Biden’s AGI was $269,256 for 2008, when his charitable donations totaled $1,885. Liberal “compassion”.]

“… my grandmother.. is a typical white person…” March 21, 2008 on WIP Radio, Philadelphia
[A racist. Of course he meant to say a typical conservative white person, since the race card is the favorite play of liberals.]

“Washington likes playin’ gotcha games. Senator Clinton, you know, was in her element. She was takin’ every opportunity to get a dig in there.”
Obama flips off Hillary - April 17, 2008

"Guys, I mean come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." - March 8, 2008
[Eight questions is too difficult for a man of such intellect as this.]

" uhhhh, yeo, under my plan, uhh of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket..." - Barack Obama to San Francisco Chronicle, January 17, 2008

“The time for come has changed.” – January 7, 2008, New York Magazine

Furthermore, “The time has changed for come.”

“The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.” – December 20, 2007
[Obama ordered military attacks on Libya in 2011. Liberals were virtually silent in support of The One.]

"We've got to get the job done there and that requires us to have enough troops so that we're not just air-raiding villages and killing civilians, which is causing enormous pressure over there." - August 13, 2007

“I would immediately call the president of Mexico, the president (sic) of Canada, to try to amend NAFTA, because I think that we can get labor agreements in that agreement right now.” – August 7, 2007
[The leader of Canada is the prime minister. Canada has no “president.”]

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." - May 9, 2007
[In case Barack Obama missed it, 12 people died in Kansas City, not "ten thousand".]

“We ended up launching a war that should have never been authorized and should have never been waged, and to which we now have spent $400 billion and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted,” – February 12, 2007 in Ames, Iowa

[Obama apologized for his offensive remark: "Even as I said it, I realized I had misspoken," Obama said. "It is not at all what I intended to say, and I would absolutely apologize if any (military families) felt that in some ways it had diminished the enormous courage and sacrifice that they'd shown."]

"So they [Obama's parents] got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born. So don't tell me I don't have a claim on Selma , Alabama. Don't tell me I'm not coming home to Selma , Alabama." - March 4, 2007, barackobama.com
[The first Selma march took place in 1965, almost four years after Obama was born on August 4, 1961.]

"We've got a governor in Rod Blagojevich who has delivered consistently on behalf of the people of Illinois." – 2006